June 2012
27 posts
michaelceratops:
osointricate:
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
jamessirius:
i wonder if the rest of my non-tumblr facebook friends have noticed this group of people slowly invading all my facebook posts who they share no mutual friends with and are from all over the country
jpovolo:
if there was ever a movie about my life i want the last scene to be me putting on sunglasses while walking away from an explosion in slow motion as the laughing version of what makes you beautiful plays in the background
u liked my pic
i liked ur pic
i think u know what’s next
my reaction to absolutely everything: i am crying
person: why can't someone like me
me: i like you
person: no not you a different someone
heronqueenblues:
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
mcrshavedmywife:
pete wentz
pete goez
pete stayz
cytoplasms:
do you guys whisper italics in your head
because i do
my blog is better than Perez Hilton’s why dont i get to go to awards shows
johnnyapplesemen:
why do people keep acting like tumblr is so super secret we’re people with blogs not the fucking illuminati
me: what is this lovely blog
me: such exquisite posts, such a holy theme
me: all of my feels in one blog
me: such high class posts such quality
me: I must follow
me: wait where is the follow button
me: whoops I'm on my blog again
mycroft:
behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass
microwavepizzaoven:
sometimes i look in the mirror and i see beyonce looking back at me
